"Bridge over gudgeon water" - Simon & Garfunkel

"Crazy little thing called GUGGS" - Queen

"Dedicated follower of gudgeon" - The Kinks

"For the GUGGS times" - Perry Como

"Gimme all your gudgeon" - ZZ Top

"Gudgeon don't fear the waggler" - Blue Oyster Cult

"GUGGS vibrations" - Beach Boys

"GUGGSing after midnight" - Judas Priest

"GUGGSing in the dark" - Bruce Springsteen

"GUGGSing underground" - The Jam

"Holding out for a gudgeon" - Bonnie Tyler

"I'd rather catch a gudgeon than a bream" - Simon & Garfunkel

"I can't get no gudgeon action" - Rolling Stones

"If I said you had a beautiful gudgeon" - Bellamy Brothers

"I'm not in GUGGS" - 10cc

"Is this the way to Little Soudley?" - Tony Christie

"I would do anything for GUGGS" - Meat Loaf

"Keep on GUGGSing" - Spencer Davis Group

"Market Drayton dreamin'" - The Mamas & The Papas

"My gudgeon from Ivinghoe" - Deep Purple

"My old man's a GUGGSter" - Lonnie Donegan

"No gudgeon, no cry" - Bob Marley

"Now that we found GUGGS" - Third World

"Remember you're a GUGGSter" - The Wombles

"Seven gudgeon army" - The White Stripes

"Staircase to gudgeon" - Led Zeppelin

"The only way is GUGGS" - Yazz

"The things we do for GUGGS" - 10cc

"There's a whole lot of GUGGSing" - Guys'n'Dolls

"Twenty four hours from Audlem" - Gene Pitney

"When a man loves a gudgeon" - Percy Sledge

"When you're in love with a beautiful gudgeon" - Dr Hook

"When the GUGGSing gets tough, the GUGGSters get going" - Billy Idol

"Where have all the gudgeon gone?" - Peter, Paul and Mary

"Where have all the gudgeon gone?" - The Kinks

"All along the towpath" - Bob Dylan

"And the bait goes on" - The Whispers

"Another one bites the crust" - Queen

"By the rivers of Shabbington" - Boney M

"By the time I get to Puttenham" - Glen Campbell

"Catch and release me" - Engelbert Humperdinck

"Cod only knows" - Beach Boys

"Don't cast so close to me" - The Police

"Don't go breaking my pole" - Elton John & Kiki Dee

"Fishing on a Startops" - Rose Royce

"Float on" - The Floaters

"Floats on the water" - Deep Purple

"Gentles on my mind" - Glen Campbell

"Get out of my swim" - Rolling Stones

"Give me a bite" - George Benson

"Hard dace night" - The Beatles

"Sultans of Swing-tips" - Dire Straits

"How deep is your swim?" - The BeeGees

"I lost a carp at Wilstone coalyard" - Tony Bennett

"I shot the pole rig" - Eric Clapton

"I'd like to teach the world to fish" - New Seekers

"I'm still weighting" - Diana Ross

"If you're going to Leighton Buzzard" - Scott McKenzie

"It started with a fish" - Hot Chocolate

"I've got a brand new whip and landing net" - Melanie

"Life on Marsworth?" - David Bowie

"Maggots were my first love" - John Miles

"Maggot May" - Rod Stewart

"Master Caster" - Stevie Wonder

"Night fishing" - R.E.M.

"One more bite" - Phil Collins

"Reeling in the bream" - Steely Dan

"Save the last dace for me" - The Drifters

"Sultans of Swing-tips" - Dire Straits

"This bivvy ain't big enough for both of us" - Sparks

"Tight lines" - Suzanne Vega

"We got to get out of this plaice" - Animals

"What becomes of the broken hooklengths?" - Jimmy Ruffin

"Whole lotta chub" - Led Zeppelin

"Wilstone cowboy" - Glen Campbell

"Year of the catapult" - Al Stewart

"A netfull of gudgeon"

"For a few gudgeon more"

"Biteless in Berkhamsted"

"The long GUGGS Friday"

"The GUGGSfather"

"The GUGGS, the bad and the ugly"

"O gudgeon, where art thou?"

"The importance of catching gudgeon"

Later ... still building the tech to bring you these ...

HiVe - Vernon Hills	WiNe - Neil Williams
PaRo - Rob Payne

Gudgeon haiku, penned by HoMo (Monique Hollinshead)

Perfect sheen, eye blank
You weigh less than 30 grams
I send you back, grow

"A GUGGSter's lament" by WiNe (Neil Williams)

Where then to venture?
Where then to search?
Fishing for gudgeon
Catching perch

Dare I to wonder?
Dare I to dream?
Fishing for gudgeon
Catching bream

Whither to journey?
Whither to seek?
Fishing for gudgeon
Catching bleak

Wait for the message
Wait for the call
Fishing for gudgeon
Catching f**k all